How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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