I'm going to jail i love you
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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