I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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