I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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