Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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