You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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