Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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