Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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