How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize