She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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