Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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