Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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