Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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