Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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