I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
