come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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