you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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