Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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