Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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