I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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