escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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