whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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