The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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