He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We left the knife in your bed.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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