They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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