i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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