there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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