In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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