We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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