He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
