It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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