do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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