This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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