Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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