I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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