I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Sorry my hands just texted you
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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