Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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