ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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