I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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