i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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