Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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