Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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