dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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