ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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