Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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