I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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