shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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