I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
