I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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