if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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