: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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