I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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